The Timeline to Christmas
18th December - Betty sets off on her expedition to the North Pole for charity*
19th December - Betty descends upon the Gretna Green service station on the M74. Little Chef not so little.
20th December - Fears bad weather could put the mission in jeopardy. Betty has a night out.
21st December - Betty wakes up in the North Pole- wasn't that lucky.
22nd December - Betty is too cold- finds some house- removes it's occupants.
23rd December - Betty finds what appears to be illegal immigrants hiding in her basement. But they have shiney toys so she lets them stay. Plus they have funny ears. And cool shoes. Betty likes shoes.
24th December - Santa comes to Betty's house shouting- Betty gets him drunk and steals his sleigh. Off into the night she flies. Oh yeah and she also ditches the reindeers and captures the Queen's corgis instead. Corgis insist they can't fly- but Betty has thought up a little trick.
Christmas Day - Corgi's soon fall to their death but Betty has enough red bull to land safely. Yet, despite what could be described as failure, all through the land little boys and girls awake to their crappy presents. Guess Santa did it after all. Don't you love a happy ending?
Boxing Day - Burnt out Santa sleigh found. Betty returns home, and her Christmas adventure comes to an end.