Is it true that you and Jeeves have a "relationship"

Also do you have something against mint poppets?

Yours (from Lauren)

Dear Minion,
Your greed sickens me. When I visited Africa the poor little children gave up their last shreds of food just to be able to ask their dear Betty a question. When I visited Bill Gates he gave me the Microsoft corporation (the court case is on going). When I visited Dame Edna she gave me her wig. And you. You dare to ask me two questions without even offering me a single mint poppet. Never mind the horrible orange ones.

But anyway on with the answers to your feeble questions. First, the nature of the relationship between myself and Jeevsey is between myself, Jeevsey, and the Sidey Man.

Secondly, to the contrary I think it is YOU who has a problem with mint poppets.

Goodbye Poppet,
Betty.

 
r u a min (from Jack)

Dear Jill,
No Betty is not a period of time, and if I was I'd most likely be several weeks.

On a separate note, here's a picture of me with my fully functional crown.
You jealous?
 
hello there betty, a few questions for you.
1)how old are you ?
2)why are you always sooo angry ?
3)do you hate children ?
4)do you ever change your clothes ?
5)what do you think of the staff at ice-berg ?
6)do you think your good at being a 00 agent ?
7)are you considering going on a diet ?
8)whats your favourite food and drink ?
9)do you play a sport? if so what ones ?
10)are you anfry yet ?
11)do you like my mini betty ? i hope to see it on the betty homepage
soon...
http://img326.imageshack.us/myphp?image=betty1oe.png (from shaun)

You selfish bastard. Your lucky I'm in a good mood, squashed right in the middle of a Sesame Street omnibus.

1) None of your business.
2) Angry? Betty is not always angry. Why here's a photo of Betty just last night letting her hair down with the girls.
And when I'm angry munchkin, it's cause you deserve it.
3) Yes. Always trying to steal my Sesame Street.
4) If your wanting to see me naked you should just say.
5) Shhh their watching...
6) What do you think?
7) ...........prepare to die

 
When can we expect the newest BettyWear products to be available, I would kill for a Betty tattoo!
-Your loyal minion (from goo)

Dear loyal minion, I know you love me, but try not to sound too desperate.

My assistant and webmaster, Stella, takes care of all BettyWear products (or Burbetty for you scavs), and well she's already struggling to keep up with the work load, her little hands struggling to make another ravishing t-shirt as we speak. Don't worry though, I'll speed her up, we'll have Betty dog t-shirts, light switches, and toilet seats IN NO TIME!!!

Tell you what though, if your serious about the killing thing, that Stella seems a bit shifty, kill her and I'll be on your arm in no time.

From your beloved Betty

P.S. her weak spot's her neck

Message from Betty: Poppets I would just like to point out I didn't really expect this feeble bafoon to kill Stella. Stella's armed at all times- Mr Goo is most likely packaged in a plant food store near you. Till next month, Happy Christmas poppets.
RETURN TO THE BEST HOMEPAGE EVER TO HAVE EXISTED ON THIS FEEBLE PLANET