Since your such a big celebrity, would you do reality tv? Like
Celebrity Big Brother or Celebrity Fit Club.
(from
a Mr White)I have to tell you something, ever since I started my ravishing
mailbox I hadn't had one SINGLE decent email. And yours, although
still pretty crap, actually poses a decent enough question. And
for that Betty briefly salutes you.
Now then, Betty has long pondered this question. Big Brother has
been BEGGING Betty to come in as a surprise guest for ages, so
EVENTUALLY after they offered me 1mil to do it, I agreed to go in
as a visitor disguised as Jimmy Saville. The housemates didn't
HAVE A CLUE.
.......Celebrity Fit Club. Before this email I would have said no,
but now....maybe I will need help burning you off.
Betty does love reality TV though, plus now that George is out I
can kill him with greater ease. I'm letting Pete live cause you
never know when your gonna be drowning.
Toodaloo foo,
Betty
Betty will just add for
my many non-British visitors, you will probably understand little of
this email. Tough. |
