Betty

hello betty - i see that jeeves left ask, is this because you have agreed to
marry him, and he intends to become a kept man?

a supporter!!

Well, first of all, what planet are you on you bafoon. The whole Jeeves leaving Ask coverup is a result of his tragic death you idiot, and I don't appreciate you reminding me of that.

Second, I'm not a football team, but I appreciate your support all the same, just a pity you don't follow my storylines.

Thirdly, after your pathetic email my readers are going to be somewhat disapointed so I feel I need to raise the game a little here, I feel a sing-song may be in order.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

YOU GONNNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRE LIGHT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

YOU GONNA GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT

FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROOOOUND

Indeed I do, indeed I do.

Toodaloo my lemony supporting poppet,

Do they have lemon poppets? They should.

Betty

r u rely betty

There are two ways I could answer your excuse for a question, if I chose to do so.

1) Find a dictionary, look up the word "are". Spelt, "a" "r" "e". Note the spelling. Then look up the word "you", spelt "y", then "o", "u". Note the spelling. Continue similarly with "really". Then turn to the front cover. Discover it's a French dictionary, go and find an English one, repeat the process. Now finally, note Betty doesn't speak clingon and will not answer any questions in that dialect put to her by anyone other than true trekkie fans.

2) I'M THE REAL BETTY YES I'M THE BETTY IF YOU WANT THE REAL WELL I'M THE REAL BETTY

WELL WON'T THE REAL BETTY PLEASE STAND UP

PLEASE STAND UP

Negative, I wouldn't do it for the guy in Subway and I'm certainly not doing it for that chicken "wrapper", looks more like famished bird to me.

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